i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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