I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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