Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
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I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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