I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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