Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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