How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Will exercising make me less horny?
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