yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Also, beer. Big fan.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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