Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
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your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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