**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
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He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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