just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?