Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.