what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter