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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?

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  No. Take one for the team.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.

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• (315): View more from New York

  My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.

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• (916): View more from California

  Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.

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