just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS