Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (647): View more from Ontario

  hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (647): hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight. http://tfl.nu/a6ne
  Replies (4) Good night (684) Bad night (2019)
• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good http://tfl.nu/k903
  Replies (111) Good night (29582) Bad night (1178)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Quick, to the slutcave!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): Quick, to the slutcave! http://tfl.nu/wu8s
  Replies (24) Good night (5660) Bad night (667)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night http://tfl.nu/wlim
  Replies (100) Good night (3076) Bad night (1054)
• Favorite

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (617): What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you? http://tfl.nu/svb6
  Replies (31) Good night (4638) Bad night (1008)
• Favorite

  (909): View more from California

  Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (909): Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave. http://tfl.nu/ztn7
  Replies (22) Good night (1707) Bad night (3430)
• Favorite

  (904): View more from Florida

  if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (904): if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back http://tfl.nu/n13m
  Replies (13) Good night (2405) Bad night (885)
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream. http://tfl.nu/u0h5
  Replies (52) Good night (4629) Bad night (2792)
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed. http://tfl.nu/rvfy
  Replies (38) Good night (8779) Bad night (1810)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): And then she banged "the first Italian rapper" http://tfl.nu/oswg
  Replies (7) Good night (849) Bad night (2191)
• Favorite

  (575): View more from New Mexico

  not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (575): not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame. http://tfl.nu/c14x
  Replies (5) Good night (915) Bad night (2389)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.

  (1-860): View more from Connecticut

  what type of emt are you

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off. (1-860): what type of emt are you http://tfl.nu/8o94
  Replies (4) Good night (1388) Bad night (598)
• Favorite

  (250): View more from British Columbia

  There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (250): There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo. http://tfl.nu/qbed
  Replies (11) Good night (1268) Bad night (411)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going... http://tfl.nu/t999
  Replies (7) Good night (266) Bad night (1015)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day. http://tfl.nu/93vi
  Replies (3) Good night (578) Bad night (492)

Randomize