Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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