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i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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