So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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