wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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