i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
My day in three words: secret purse cake
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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