i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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