I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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