I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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