tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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