i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I can text with my tongue
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
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