you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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