ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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