There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
