Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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