Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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