I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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