we're blogging at a bar
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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