At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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