Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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