Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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