He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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