youre lurking in front of me
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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