If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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