i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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