i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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