I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You were trust falling into bushes
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
