well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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