Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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