worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
This is classic penis vs brain.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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