Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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