I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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