her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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