You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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