Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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