K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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