I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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