they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
there's paper in my vomit.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
we're making bets on your personal life
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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