He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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