But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
His nipple licking is glorious
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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