i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He felt like a one man threesome
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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