About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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