We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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