uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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