Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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