hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
