So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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